Silent Mike K interview

Mike K opens his vault. Here's an interview filled with typo's. It's almost like reading the A.D.D. records catalog


whats a typical Saturday afternoon like in Charlestown?

either
a. bunch of barfights and stabbings or...
b. i buy a large regular, read the papers, and watch whatever sporting event is on that day.


what is the most violent altercation you ever witnessed at the rat?

every time there was a violent altercation i was at pizza pad. i never saw a fight there
why does mark lind hang out with so many unloved musicians?

he's lying he's loved by many

I hear you were at the bill hatcher game when he stole home. is this true?

not only was i not there, but my parents only paid for the cheap cable (aka the "a" side,nesn was on the b side) and we didnt have nesn so i never saw the greatest event at fenway ( here's Mike K and Jarrod featured on NESN)


have you ever swam in the mystic river?

well one time me and my friends found a rowboat floating by itself so we jumped in but it drifted out to the harbor so i had to jump in to get back on land
mystic river, good will hunting, or spit my last breath?

is that my daughter vs its not your fault vs maldito. ill take maldito


unbuntu or moises tutupu?

ubuntu brought us number 17,with tatupu we got crushed by the bears. so ubuntu


rock or n roll?

roll by process of elimination since i hatre rock bands.(ps bar rock obreins -jarrod)


julio lugo or julie kramer?

overpaid sucky shortshop vs the girl that plays effeminate British bands around noon. obv kramer


pearse?pearse is a god among men,a gentleman and a scholar. known for his humor and sense of fashion and generosity and being in the mob. It sucks without pearse around which led to the catchphrase "wheres pearse?"

ringling brothers barnum and baileys circus thoughts...ever go to he big apple circus?

the circus smelled up the area all around causeway cuz of the elephants.big apple was for weird kids i'd say

tip o'neill tunnel or elevated central artery?

keeping the elevated central artery would have saved us like 13 billion dollars. it had more personality and history and birds shitting from above.

what are your thoughts on leaving route 128 ?

i cant stand it. i hate travelling or basically leaving the city. if im not in boston,Cambridge or somerville im uncomfortable and need to be back on my home territory.

the trouble or panic, no j/k why do you like the trouble more?

go listen to the split with 30 seconds over tokyo and play false front.how about the covers-gang warfare,we take the blame,just like heaven,etc

if you were facing the unseen in the showcase showdown, who would come out as the ducky boy?messina in the chefs hat

"now there's a steal by bird, underneath to dj" vs Sarah Underwood

this is a tough one. its the greatest play in the history of sports. down by 1, bird steals it from isaiah, gets it to dj who lays it in. johnny most then starts screaming at levels that only dogs can hear. so brilliant to challenge the inbounds pass there. i get chills watching it to this day.
then there's "the wood"- for those that dont knnow shes basically the hottest newsbabe ever. and what makes it hotter is that she doesnt even need to try,shes just naturally a smokin hot babe. so hot.married to local sportswriter felger.seems like she has a good personality too
steal by bird just barely beats the wood.