A few weeks ago, I had a hard days work, the kind of day where I was working like a dog. After this long day (noon-7:00pm), I decided I go for a nice slice of pizza from the best pizza place on Blackstone St, Haymarket Pizza. The route I took would bring me by down Causeway St, a four lane street outside the TD Banknorth Garden.
Here's the Scene:
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Legend:
Ferrari- Jimmy (that's me) Driving an SUV
Gas Truck- Gas Truck to my right, double parked
Military Tank - Dodge Caravan that cut on the yellow lines
Hummer - Illegally parked Honda (Hondo) civic
So, there I am, thinking about a nice $1.25 slice of Haymarket Pizza, driving by the Garden, when some son of a gun cuts OVER the double yellow lines. I act quickly...but unfortunately, I swerved right into the side of a gas truck. This could have gone one of two ways. I could have either blown up in a blaze of glory outside of the site that no less than one year after the 17 Time World Championship Boston Celtics destroyed the LA Fakers ...OR I could be $800 in debt for getting into an accident. I guess I'll take the $800 debt, but what could have been... Would this have happened if they didn't tear down the Elevated Green Line? Maybe...but who really knows?
With every good car accident comes a mediocre rental car. My insurance company ( Safety Insurance ) told me they would by no more than $29.99 a day for a rental car at Enterprise.
aka The Point Guard.
Being a Boston Celtics (17X World Champions) season ticket holder, I took roughly 26 seconds to start making jokes about the car and Celtics' point guard Rajon Rondo.
Jokes like:
"Hey Mike, I'm bring the ball up 93 North, The lock can't defend me" to which he added "Rondo's driving the lane." I had big plans for this car.... For someone as ironic as myself, this car was a dream. Soon all the seats were covered in Celtics point guard jerseys.
<----Here's the drivers side passenger seats with a Dennis Johnson Jersey
Ferrari- Jimmy (that's me) Driving an SUV
Gas Truck- Gas Truck to my right, double parked
Military Tank - Dodge Caravan that cut on the yellow lines
Hummer - Illegally parked Honda (Hondo) civic
So, there I am, thinking about a nice $1.25 slice of Haymarket Pizza, driving by the Garden, when some son of a gun cuts OVER the double yellow lines. I act quickly...but unfortunately, I swerved right into the side of a gas truck. This could have gone one of two ways. I could have either blown up in a blaze of glory outside of the site that no less than one year after the 17 Time World Championship Boston Celtics destroyed the LA Fakers ...OR I could be $800 in debt for getting into an accident. I guess I'll take the $800 debt, but what could have been... Would this have happened if they didn't tear down the Elevated Green Line? Maybe...but who really knows?
With every good car accident comes a mediocre rental car. My insurance company ( Safety Insurance ) told me they would by no more than $29.99 a day for a rental car at Enterprise.
Enter the Kia Rondo..
aka The Point Guard.
Being a Boston Celtics (17X World Champions) season ticket holder, I took roughly 26 seconds to start making jokes about the car and Celtics' point guard Rajon Rondo.
Jokes like:
"Hey Mike, I'm bring the ball up 93 North, The lock can't defend me" to which he added "Rondo's driving the lane." I had big plans for this car.... For someone as ironic as myself, this car was a dream. Soon all the seats were covered in Celtics point guard jerseys.
<----Here's the drivers side passenger seats with a Dennis Johnson Jersey
My Master Game Plan:
-I play point guard, driving the Rondo up the court and passing the ball out the window.
-Nothing but bounce passed, lay ups, and 3 point field goals
-We all wear Larry Bird and Bill Russell jerseys and are from inside route 128 (Bird for White Kids, Russell for Black kids)
-Destroy Rucker Park kids in a game to 3
-get the hell out of there
-Nothing but bounce passed, lay ups, and 3 point field goals
-We all wear Larry Bird and Bill Russell jerseys and are from inside route 128 (Bird for White Kids, Russell for Black kids)
-Destroy Rucker Park kids in a game to 3
-get the hell out of there
You need one XXXL Rondo jersey for the Kia.
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