Wednesday, July 8, 2009

I want to book a 90's Red Sox reunion show


REUNION SHOW:

Boston Red Sox (late 90's lineup feat Pedro/Nomar)
with Special Guests:
Milwaukee Brewers (with the old school brewers jerseys when they were in the AL)

@ Fenway Park
7:05 pm 21+
take the Green Line to Kenmore

Broadcast live on TV38 with Sean McDonough and Bob Montgomery

Rules:
-No guys with sunglasses
-No Faded Red Sox Gear
-No Jeans with sandles
-No Little Kids saying "play ball!"
-No Neil Diamond
-No footlong hot dogs, just Fenway Franks
-Smoking encouraged
-Nets will be placed over the monster seats
-Fights must break out in the bleachers
-No less than 6 beach balls will go on the field
-John M. Stevens will provide the food

1 comment:

  1. I don't even like sports and I fucked laughed at this...a lot.

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