See these dice? do those flames look like they are going fast? Do those flames look like they are rocking and rolling faster than the speed of light? Do those flames make you want to shake your knee to a healthy "Rock N' Roll" riff? Do you drink PBR and wear cowboy hats (Pboy's observations,) Do you love Social D? Again, do you shake your knee like a rockin cowboy? a motherfucking rockin cowboy?
I write this from Subway in Fields Corner next to Tedeschi's, National Guard, and Dunkin' Donuts. I would love to see a Rockin cowboy roll down Dot Ave shakin a leg. The best thing you could ask for was somebody "shakin" their fist in anger in response and mentioning thier $5 dollar footlong. My suggestion is that those flamin' dice stop, drop, n' roll to extinguish the fire.
the flames do kind of make the dice look like they are going fast.
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In my opinion, those dice are going approximately 30mph, which, as any gambling man would know, is extremely fast for dice.
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